Apocalypse

Opening lead: 9.
East to make 7 against any defense or distribution.

This layout is rife with red herrings and wild-goose chases.  An imaginative chess player might have gleaned a clue from the problem's cryptic title.

Observe that if ever the J drops, or if either defender shows out of spades or discards one, the jig is up.  So noting, we send dummy's four horsemen (Knights) into the fray immediately.  That's right; the heart position is an illusion!

If nothing good has happened yet, then cash the Q-A.  Yes, the diamond spots are an illusion!

If nothing good has happened yet, then run the clubs, discarding dummy's hearts.  Yes, a heart threat of any kind is an illusion!

If nothing good has happened yet, then play off the A at trick ten and throw away dummy's diamond, whereupon something good must happen.  If anyone discards on this lead, then a complete count is available (three known suits beget four known suits).  If instead both opponents follow to the heart lead, then whoever still is clutching the J cannot also hold the three remaining spades.

Play problems don't come any prettier than that!